A Cup of Warm Snark Before Bedtime

The Honest repubiKremlin Platform:

  1. LAW AND ORDER is for losers. Winners do whatever they want. Whattaya gonna do, sue me? Good luck. See you in court in 20 years unless you run out of money first. ha ha ha
  2. See plank #1
  3. Shut the f*** up about Covid

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I don’t know how many have died this summer as a result of protests for racial justice, but I’m pretty sure it’s less than 180,000. Probably less than 9000 if that makes you feel any better. Is it safe?

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Fear is a fig leaf. Fear is a dog whistle. Fear is not the intended result.

That sweet old lady I heard on the radio has truly nothing to fear in her gated retirement community, but she says d45 makes her feel safe. Safe from what?

Safe from black and brown people. It isn’t fear they scheme to stoke. It’s RAGE. White rage.

We must stand watch and be vigilant sentinels. While we’re dialoging and empathizing and welcoming huddled masses into our big tent with nice warm blankets and cups of hot cider the Senators are busting up their chairs to make shillelaghs.

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Il-Douche wants to sell you

blood and iron

but all he has on the shelves

is rubber and glue

–OP 093120

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