a therapeutic exercise
Paraphrasing pizza delivery boy, Philip J. Fry, missing since New Years Eve 1999, I want to do something but all I can think of is words, words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears. In an effort to off-load a bit of “nervous energy” through gallows humor here goes:
S C O T U S :
- Embraces the seldom invoked “Berserker Theory” of executive authority.
- Sides with ex-pres over unnamed 5th avenue shooting victim. Agrees making good on claim of badassery qualifies as an official act.
- Says guns are sacred, women’s rights and health not so much.
- Makes it super hard to prosecute a president for practically any crime and super easy for Calvin Crewcut and the Chamber of Commerce to eviscerate the EPA and the Departments of Commerce, Energy, Agriculture, Labor, Transportation, Health, Interior, Housing, etc.
- The ability to commit crimes with impunity is now a perk of the presidency. Wow. That’s sure to attract our best and brightest minds to a life of public service.
- I saw a photo of Chief Justice Robert’s
ballsintegrity on a milk carton last week. Meanwhile sales of his trademarked bobble-head doll remain steady. - CT will never forgive America for Long Dong Silver. He hates EVERYBODY! It’s only a matter of time before he cracks open the volcano and winches up a ginormous bump-stock enhanced death ray. Where’s Superman, 007, Inspector Clouseau?
- Hell hath no fury like a displeased wife, but that doesn’t count as a conflict of interest – does it Sam? We’ll just have to trust him on that.
- “Dred Scott – Schmed Scott – hold my beer!” belches Kavanaugh.
- “Keep off the grass!” barks Gorsuch.
- More like Amy Coney Bullshit! To be fair, she’d grant Jesus immunity, but he wouldn’t need it ’cause they’d never take him alive.
- Happy 4th of July America! Don’t invite the vampire in. Again. Please.
–OP 7/4/24
Summary Judgements by Officer Phil 